Amzieisms

Amzie says some of the funniest things and I wanted to write some of them down before I forget.

1. chocolate milk is "cold hot chocolate"

2. a tissue is "tennis shoe"

3. past tense of make is muck, for example "mommy, Evan muck a mess"

4. every time she wants to say "I forgot" it's "I got to forgot"

5. mowing the grass "moving the grass"

6. every time she gets in bed it's "mommy, I want you to laid with me"

7. breakfast is "bretis" and cereal is "cimeal"

8. every time I tell her to be quiet her reply is "Who's sleeping" as if the only time you need to not be screaming at the top of your lungs is if someone's asleep.